Sometimes forwarded SPam is funny

THE IRISH - SUCH CLEAR THINKERS

Leave it to the Irish to cut through the crap and make the whole

issue crystal clear...

Thoughts from across the pond.

 An email from Ireland to the brethren in the States..a point to

 ponder despite your political affiliation: 

 We, in Ireland, can't figure out why people are even bothering

 to hold an election in the United States. 

 On one side, you have a pants wearing lawyer, married to a

 lawyer who can't keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated

 primary against a lawyer who goes to the wrong church who is married

 to yet another lawyer who doesn't even like the country her husband wants

 to run.

 Now...On the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name

 starts with the appropriate "Mc" terminology married to a good

looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship.

 What in Lord's name are ye lads thinking over there in the

 colonies??'

Now that is funny....

Cute Girls

Some of my girls are away, and some are here. All are cute.

Here is some really cute pictures

Wow Wow Wow

This is a wild group of people. SOunds a lot like people Im around, only with slightly different agendas.

While I cannot say Im entirely connected to all they support (peaceful demonstrations against the industrial military complex hasnt grabbed me yet), they WAY they do it is incredible. And the infrastructure they seem to have built over a 10 year period is very intriguing.

http://www.thesimpleway.org/PSC/index.html

Wheeeeee Haaaaaaa

"Charity wins awards and applause, but joining the poor
gets you killed. People do not get crucifi ed for charity.
People are crucified for living out a love that disrupts
the social order, that calls forth a new world. People
are not crucified for helping poor people. People are
crucified for joining them."

http://www.thesimpleway.org/shane/sampler.pdf

My secret is out....

I didnt want to say anything to anyone, but Jason Babcock "outed" me. I will be relying heavily on Randy Bohlender, who successfully lost a failed campaign recently with his awesomely patronizing "Together we can make a mess" slogan, as well as "Come on now, dumber things have happened". He should provide great insight into the irrelevant movement where I am indeed the strongest.



I think my eclectic policy will have an equal amount of people both curiously satisfied and revolted:

1. Im not sure what my primary colors are going to be, but they will probably be primary.

2. Im pretty sure my theme song might just be "Dance this mess around". I think it speaks to the people I really care about, because Im not anyones Limburger.

3. I am for arming deer, mostly just to make things more interesting and fair. They dont have arms, so it is both a gift, and a privilege. If you have arms, you should have some guns.

4. I subscribe to the late George Carlins combo solutions to immigration/gas price policy. I think it is fair, and I dont mind ripping of dead comedians.

5. Im somewhere between an ultra-zionist (I love our friend Zion, and want the est for him) and mildly anti-semitic, it just depends, like it does to my opponent, who I am talking too, and how much $$ they have. The odd thing being, the Jews (self admittedly) have all the money, and the media, so Im pretty sure where my affections stand.

6. I hate Rap, and will probably declare it unpatriotic so I can get Bill O'Reilly on my side.

7. I believe in raw milk, soft, ripened cheese, regardless of the risk on strange bacteria and/or parasites.

8. Im against underage drinking, therefore I intend to manipulate the drinking age indexed to my relative age in dog years. This should make most people besides me under the age, which provides me a glut in the fine wine market ensuring good cheap read (like me) for anyone that "I roll with".

Im open to any suggestions, especially how to erradicate grammar and handwriting, foie gras, and mowing lawns.

More cute pics

Maybe Im not aware of my heart...

I just took my kids to the airport, and dropped them off. I have never done this before. Their mother has already been in California, and they are joining her for a vacation.

I was fine until I put htem on the plane, and then walked away. I thought I might lose it. Im not against losing it, in fact, I appreciate the ability to feel highly. I just didnt feel it coming on.

I think maybe, Im not as connected to my heart as I think. I wondered if I would cry. I figured it would be ok if I did. But as I got to the airport, it didnt seem like it was going to happen. Then, by the time I got to the car, I ad to wail a little bit, and yell a bit, and then felt immensely better.

It kind of snuck up on me.

I love my kids. Thankfully, their phones werent on, or they didnt realize as I was staggering down the hallway trying ot call them, because I think then I would have REALLY lost it, and that might have bothered them!!

I now have to stay busy doing things until they get here.

what my kids do at a party

found this on the secret stash....

secret stash...

I found a secret stash. Of pictures... and I took a movie of my own...